"Ugh, I hate stairs"
-anyone whose who’s had to go up stairs (via girff)

April 18th / 54,281 notes

prlncest:

stxygold-n:

prlncest:

"you look like your parents"

yeah i have this theory called genetics

Im not sure your theory is particularly valid cause I look NOTHING like my parents

if you don’t look like your parents why would someone say this to you

April 18th / 225,522 notes

ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

April 18th / 190,302 notes

"She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again. There is no better taste than someone else’s laughter in your mouth."
-(via fuckinq)

April 18th / 29,599 notes

slippersaremyweakness:

fat-feminist:

frankierofightingsociety:

why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back 

can i get an amen

Sorry, we only stock the Amen in size XXS.

April 18th / 495,431 notes

quincy360:

you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”

April 18th / 340,048 notes

sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

April 18th / 490,204 notes

ugly:

stability:

ugly:

my nipples keep getting hard and idk why

that just means ur pregnant brett (:

oh…my…..god HOW am i going to tell my mom

April 18th / 2,492 notes


kingdomheartsnyctophiliac:

OKAY THE FACT THAT ‘IMAGES’ IS NO LONGER THE SECOND LINK ON GOOGLE IS DRIVING ME UP THE WALL

NO I DON’T WANT TO WATCH VIDEOS

NO I DON’T WANT TO GO SHOPPING

JUST TAKE ME TO THE FRICKING IMAGES

April 18th / 140,835 notes

  • Plot Twist: All exams got cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sat revising bollocks they're not going to use in the future

April 18th / 297,353 notes


vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

image

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